Emergency Announcement

No, I'm not talking about an emergency run to the gay bar. This is rather important.

Due to lack of money because there is lack of a job; there is lack of marketing. And I don't want to waste my material, because i'm looking into the longterm health of this shit. So once I get everything pulled together (which will take a couple/few months), I'll be back on the road, making better posts. I'll also be putting time into developing a new site that will be 100x better.

Everything oughtta be back up in March, kicking full gear. If you like my material and sense of humor - and you want more of it NOW, just add NCZ Nate to your AIM list. I'll make you smirk within the first 10 minutes of our conversation i guarantee it - or your money black.

See ya in March.

Vote for Ron Paul!

Intra-Week (12-31) Forecast

This week there will be a train rape on New England. It's as simple as that.

Basically just 2 snow storms happening simultaneously will put snow watchers in ecstasy, with a possible 8-10 inches in Maine.
"Another snowstorm, on the heels of today's, will lumber into the northeastern U.S. tomorrow."
-Weather.com

Another amazing selection of words by Weather Channel. In fact, let's put that word under the microscope..

lum·ber1 –noun
1.timber sawed or split into planks, boards, etc.

ok maybe, but what about the second defintion?

2.miscellaneous useless articles that are stored away.

Ok that sounds alot more like Weather.com now that I think of it. When people want up-to-date information about weather (which they rarely do) they come straight to NatesWeather.com

In fact I don't even know why I quote weather.com anymore, I should be quoting myself.


:)

Weekend Write-Up (12-30)

Because I am largely african-american, I will thrive to make my posts before 6pm not 4pm. Also, weekend write-ups are now optional for me, if there's nothing to write about.. then I'll just go back to sleep.


Pretty simple :)

Post-Week Forecast (12-27)

"Lots'o Snow",

Makes the headlines today. Well, not really. That was just interpreted by me while reading some of Weather.com's daily material..

"Snow levels will rise to 1500 feet western Washington Friday before lowering back to a few hundred feet by Sunday and Monday. Snow levels in northern California will inch up to 4500 feet by Saturday before lowering again."

Did you hear that?? 4,500 feet of snow?! You could build a snowman the size of godzilla and destroy Chinatown with that. In fact you could probably build 8 godzilla snowmen with that amount of snow. And for some reason that bit of information only accounts for approximately one twentieth (1/20) of the national forecast on Weather Channel.

"A band of snow will rapidly shift from Kansas to southern Wisconsin and Lower Michigan during the day. Most areas in this corridor may pick up 1 to 4 inches of snow but a few towns in Kansas and Lower Michigan could see up to 7 inches. There may even be a little thunder snow."
-Weather.com

Thunder snow?? Thunder snowww?!

Does that even exist? That's the kinda shit that is competing for the press time of the "4,500 feet of snow story". The only thunder snow I see is the other area forecasts stealing the thunder from this big snow.

Intra-Week (12-24)

It comes as no surprise this year, after all the ice, snow and chaos we had to endure - our indian summer arrives wrapped up in a gift to be opened on Christmas morning. Along with a remote control triggered shotgun.

That's right folks - the only people who get snow on Christmas is not even "people" but a person. It will be snowing throughout the rocky mountains.. but i'm pretty sure it snows there about every day.

Moving on.. throughout the week it's going to either be dry or wet. And what I mean by that is, every part of the mainland will have about half a week of either droughts or floods, then they'll change it up a bit with the inverse on the other half. Just to keep you on guard, and the meteorologists fired.





Merry Christmas!

Weekend Write-up (12-23)

I have some rather important information regarding this site at this moment. Because I am concerned about this site's longterm future, I will now be making 2 (two) posts a week. Most likely Monday and Thursday.

What does that mean for you? Quality posts. Ones possibly worthy of making the front page of Digg or other gay websites. This site is still in its infant stages and just needs a good kick in the ass throughout the internet to become the one real source of weather updates and information.




.. that's all for today, see ya tomorrow!

Friday (12-21) Forecast

Today we're gonna talk about the Midwest cause quite frankly I'm tired of the rest of the country. I like the Midwest because 4 people live there and the less people there are, the less the weather pisses me off. "This weekend, the foggy, drizzly and stagnant pattern will be whisked away by a windy wet storm."
-Weather.com

So basically it will be replaced by all the same shit.
"Christmas Eve and Christmas Day could be quiet region-wide except for snow showers near the Canadian border Monday and in the high Plains of South Dakota and Nebraska Tuesday."

Ok so let's divide the Midwest by approximately 4 because that seems to be the amount of land they're talking about. Then we carry that conversion to the population and we arrive at 1 person effected by that system. Actually no, since there are really 2 families in the Midwest, noone will be affected..

That entire sentence Weather.com wrote was a complete waste of energy. Moreover, this entire forecast today was a waste of energy. I regret ever writing it, but there's no looking back..