Today we're gonna talk about the Midwest cause quite frankly I'm tired of the rest of the country. I like the Midwest because 4 people live there and the less people there are, the less the weather pisses me off. "This weekend, the foggy, drizzly and stagnant pattern will be whisked away by a windy wet storm."
-Weather.com
So basically it will be replaced by all the same shit.
"Christmas Eve and Christmas Day could be quiet region-wide except for snow showers near the Canadian border Monday and in the high Plains of South Dakota and Nebraska Tuesday."
Ok so let's divide the Midwest by approximately 4 because that seems to be the amount of land they're talking about. Then we carry that conversion to the population and we arrive at 1 person effected by that system. Actually no, since there are really 2 families in the Midwest, noone will be affected..
That entire sentence Weather.com wrote was a complete waste of energy. Moreover, this entire forecast today was a waste of energy. I regret ever writing it, but there's no looking back..
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